Silly me tricks are for kids!!
Age 50 From Portland, Oregon Online Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
Tell us a bit about yourself.
- I Can Speak English
- I Would Describe Myself As I am easy going, adventurous, like to laugh. I am 42 yrs old, white male, little round in the middle. Looking for hang in out , spontaneously go to a club, camping, or road trip. I would like sexual pleasure and some basic contact. Will give mutual pleasure. Want to know more message me. Cheers!
- Sign Taurus
Appearance & Situation
What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
- My Body Type Is A Few Extra Pounds
- My Height Is 5' 10 (1.78 m)
- My Eyes Are Blue
- My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
- My Marital Situation Is Married
- I Have Kids Yes - Not At Home
- I Want Kids No
- My Best Feature Is Eyes
- Body Art Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
- My Hair Is Grey
- I Have One Or More Of These No pets
- Willing To Relocate Yes
Status
What do you do?
- My Education Level Is Some College
- My Current Employment Status Is Full-time
- My Speciality Is Transportation
- My Job Title Is Truck Driver
- I Make This Much In A Year $30,000USD To $44,999USD
- I Live With Roomate(s)
- I'm A Smoker No
- I Drink No
Personality
How do you act? What are your tastes?
- Back In High School, I Was A Quiet One
- My Social Behavior Is Reserved, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Dark
- My Interest And Hobbies Are Dining, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Cars, Playing Cards, Camping
- My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Tv, Going To A Museum
- An Ideal First Date Would Be Eating next to the water front! Enjoying each other's company
- I've Always Wanted To Try 100 yr old cognac whiskey.
- My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Cool, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt
Views
Views on life.
- My Goal In Life Is Eat and not get fat. Make a safe tranquilizer for kids who act up with no side effects. Own many cars before I die. Live the American dream and I am in Phase 1 and loving it. My other goal in life is to love and fuck someone deeply for the rest of my life someday. Cheers
- My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Slapstick, Raunchy
Taste
What do you like?
- On Tv, I Always Watch Documentaries
- When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Animation, Adult
- When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Country, Rock, Metal, Pop, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, New age, Ambient, Dance, Soul, Folk
- When I Read, I Always Read History, Instructional, Mystery, Reference, Science, Technical, Erotica
- My Idea Of Fun Is Being a smart-ass, watching an adult tantrum unfold, not getting caught, drinks and birthday suits, and I like the pleasant things in life that are all good like rainbows and unicorns.
Looking for
What are you looking for in your soulmate?
- What Do You Find Attractive? Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Oddities, Empathy, Great Skills, Humor, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence
- What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend, Date, Oral Sex, Domination, Bondage, Group Sex, Just Wanna Fuck
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