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Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

First name Bard
I Can Speak English
I Would Describe Myself As I'm looking for a kind hearted, pretty, intelligent lady about my age (71) who is good behind the plow and won't freak out if she gets her coveralls dirty or blows a nail. After a stroke about 10 years that made my left arm stupid but left my brain intact, I'm no Adonis but still have some miles left on me. Shall we find each other? I'd like that. Bard in Clear Lake, SD
Sign Scorpio

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Cool Dude
My Social Behavior Is Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious
My Interest And Hobbies Are Religion / Spirituality, Dining, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Theater
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Staying At Home, Tv
An Ideal First Date Would Be Some low key event close to home
I've Always Wanted To Try flying an ultralight aircraft.
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Cool

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Christian
I Attend Services Once A Week
My Political Views Are Very Conservative
My Goal In Life Is to remember that I'm not bullet proof and that when I am weak, God is strong. I have no worries.
My Kind Of Humor Is Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Obscure

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch News, Documentaries, Dramas, Instructional, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Soul
When I Read, I Always Read News, Computers, Fantasy, History, Religious, Science, Supernatural
My Idea Of Fun Is I am content. My maternal grandmother gave me a counted cross-stitch she had made in her 70s which reads:"Sweet are the are the thoughts that savor of contentment. A quiet mind is richer than a crown." It has become my mantra.

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Sensitivity, Empathy, Good Looks, Intelligence
What Do You Look For? I think ladies of color are most appealing to me. Besides having agercultural prowess, I want her to be open, gentle and a feast for my eyes.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Group Sex, Just Wanna Fuck